Honesty time? This healthy banana bread was supposed to be healthy vanilla biscotti. No judgement. You’re impressed, no? You want to know how to replicate such a feat, yes? Make sure you start of with a good recipe. Even though your final product will be completely unrecognizable, you want your original jumping off point to be [...]
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What can I say… I’m feeling generous. Low carb granola TWO ways. Not one, folks. Two. That’s twice as much. (I threw that in for those of you who refuse to do any basic math in a silent rebellion against your tenth grade algebra teacher. I get it. I mean, I’m a ninth grader and everything, [...]
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This is a gold mine right here. Best. pancakes. evaaa. I almost can’t believe how many terrible pancake recipes there are out there. Almost. Actually, I totally can because I’ve tried them. I’ve tasted the atrocity. I’ve spent the money on ingredients for said atrocity. My taste buds and wallet wept for this injustice. I’ve [...]
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Okay. I’m here. I’m paying attention. Definitely. We’re all friends here, so I’m going to be straight with you. I promise I’m going to do the best I can as far as coherent sentences are concerned, but I am so far in a food coma I don’t know which way is up. I’m trying. Honest. [...]
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This is about the coolest thing ever. The ultimate breakfast ready in an instant?!? Hypothetical scenario: You were up until the crack of 3am studying for the test you completely forgot about/remembered but purposefully put off preparing for. Hypothetically. So then that darn alarm clock just didn’t go off (because there’s no way anyone pressed [...]
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Now really, what rock have I been living under? This is the first time I have ever used a crock pot for anything. Ever. How I have functioned properly all these years remains a mystery, but nonetheless, I am in the pink now. I know. That was a close one. There are just so many [...]
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So… I made crescent rolls. Seriously exciting stuff here people. I just want to know what has taken me so darn long! I like homemade stuff. I like healthy stuff. I like crescent roll stuff. So apparently homemade healthy crescent rolls (stuff?) are right up my alley. But why didn’t I just walk into my [...]
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Haha! I remembered! My friends, today is August 27, National Banana Lover’s Day, and I did not forget about it. I actually posted a recipe that has bananas in it on National Banana Lover’s Day. Yes, it is still technically August 27. This will be posted before midnight. Do not bash my delusions of punctuality. [...]
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Dear School I Will Be Attending in the Fall, Okay, so I have this blog where I post recipes. Not just any recipes, but healthy recipes. Super healthy recipes. Why is this of any interest to you? Simple. I had a revelation the other day. Low calorie peanut butter that tastes just like the real thing. It’s [...]
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