Making risotto out of cauliflower should not taste this mind-blowingly amazing… but it does. Believe me. It so does. This dish is a problem solver. It solves important, non-math related problems. It takes regular old risotto and makes it vegan, low carb, way way easier, 75 calories a serving… and better tasting. Better! Oh yes. [...]
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Whoever said love potion doesn’t exist clearly didn’t get out very much. You want proof? Good. Let’s talk chocolate peanut butter milkshake. When you take creamy milk (I love almond, but full-fat coconut milk puts this over the top)) and blend it up with creamy frozen milk cubes (trust me- it tastes like ice cream!) [...]
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I have multiple healthy three musketeers in my belly. Nobody pinch me. I’m currently lying in a tranquil field of petunias, the gentle breeze caressing my cheek, with a healthy three musketeers bar in each hand as I watch this gorgeous unicorn trot down a rainbow toward the pot of gold. I’m not waking up [...]
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Good Lord. What’s happening to me? Sun dried tomato pesto? Really? Where are the COOKIES? This is an excellent question, my friend, and you obviously have your priorities straight. However, I know sun dried tomato pesto is not a cupcake. Where are the cupcakes? Who am I and what I have done with cookie dough [...]
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This is a gold mine right here. Best. pancakes. evaaa. I almost can’t believe how many terrible pancake recipes there are out there. Almost. Actually, I totally can because I’ve tried them. I’ve tasted the atrocity. I’ve spent the money on ingredients for said atrocity. My taste buds and wallet wept for this injustice. I’ve [...]
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Okay. I’m here. I’m paying attention. Definitely. We’re all friends here, so I’m going to be straight with you. I promise I’m going to do the best I can as far as coherent sentences are concerned, but I am so far in a food coma I don’t know which way is up. I’m trying. Honest. [...]
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I’m going to be honest here. I didn’t think it would actually happen. I have been on the hunt for “the one” veggie burger for years. Years. YEARS! Do you know how many beans, veggies, and other random mix-ins I’d rather not talk about have been wasted in this process? On second thought… don’t tell me. I [...]
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Why am I so utterly incapable of remembering things? It happens every. single. year. I have these feelings/events that occur for each month/part of a season, but do I bother remembering any of them? Um, no. Excuse me? That would make way too much sense. So when they happen I act all surprised and indulge [...]
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Sandy, I don’t know you think you are, but we need to talk. I can tell you’re a hot head. Something gets you upset and the next thing we know you’re off huffing and puffing and blowing down all the houses in New York. And you know what? It wasn’t cute when the wolf did [...]
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