healthy

Heck with lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I’m making lemon bars. Let’s face it: we all have to deal with lemons. And sometimes they’re not even the cool lemons like the ones on 30 Rock played by Tina Fey. Nod your head because you understood that reference. Yes. Good. I’m sorry posting has been [...]

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Congratulations! Your life just became inexplicably better. I have a lot of recipes. Lots. (Look! They’re well-organized now!) I have spent hundreds and hundreds of hours researching, testing, photographing, and typing recipes and, needless to say, a lot of work goes into my recipes. I love every single one of my recipes. Every. single. one. [...]

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Cupcakes can make me rich too you know. If Sprinkles can make gazillions of dollars turning bakeries into cupcakeries (deal with it. spellcheck), turning vending machines into cupcaking machines of bliss and happiness and unicorns, and turning people into walking cupcake-eating smily rainbows, then the least I can do is post a recipe for healthy [...]

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Dear everyone, I am launching a large-scale petition to make spring break a month longer. You should be receiving an email shortly. I’m not going to lie… I could totally get used to this not having eight hours everyday of this legally mandated school thing. I believe they call it an education.  Ugh*. Personal betterment. You [...]

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*P.S. (PS = Pre-script) The Saveur Best Food Blog Award nominations are now open! I would be so incredibly ridiculously stupendously honored if you slipped in a good word about Foodie Fiasco. Thank you very much!!!* I know time heals all wounds, but I’m thinking brownies and cookie dough have the same effect. So. I have some explaining to do. [...]

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Uh huh. Go ahead and try to pass up these homemade healthy trefoils. Believe me, I love the Girl Scouts! I’m not trying to steal their thunder. And if I didn’t love the Girl Scouts, would I have drawn up this nifty timeline? I think not. Life as it Relates to Girl Scout Cookies Majority [...]

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I’m not going to lie. I really want to take a bath in this cheeze sauce. I know. Fake cheese can’t taste good. It can’t! …I know. I used to feel that way too. But everything changed when Silk Pure Almond Milk entered the picture. Low calorie, vegan, low fat, AND drop dead delicious?  I [...]

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There will be no flying pigs here today. Only healthy mozzarella sticks. You have my word. Now I’m not going to lie, fried cheese is kind of up my ally. My seven-year old self is even nodding in profuse agreement. Cheese. Breading. Cheese. Greasy goodness. Cheese. It’s gluttony at its finest and it’s fantastic. I’ll [...]

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I have multiple healthy three musketeers in my belly. Nobody pinch me. I’m currently lying in a tranquil field of petunias, the gentle breeze caressing my cheek, with a healthy three musketeers bar in each hand as I watch this gorgeous unicorn trot down a rainbow toward the pot of gold. I’m not waking up [...]

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Chobani Giveaway!

by Kelly M

People. This is free Chobani. It doesn’t get any better than this. So one day when unicorns were skipping along the rainbow to the pot of gold, the lovely makers of everyone’s favorite Greek yogurt contacted me about reviewing some yogurt and hosting a giveaway. Free yogurt? Chobani yogurt? For both us? Really? Why is this even [...]

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