Honesty time? This healthy banana bread was supposed to be healthy vanilla biscotti. No judgement. You’re impressed, no? You want to know how to replicate such a feat, yes? Make sure you start of with a good recipe. Even though your final product will be completely unrecognizable, you want your original jumping off point to be [...]
Dear everyone, I am launching a large-scale petition to make spring break a month longer. You should be receiving an email shortly. I’m not going to lie… I could totally get used to this not having eight hours everyday of this legally mandated school thing. I believe they call it an education. Ugh*. Personal betterment. You [...]
Dear woman with your girl scout daughters selling cookies (not nearly as good as these homemade healthy Samoas, FYI) outside the grocery store, Obviously you don’t have older daughters, because you clearly don’t know how to handle teenagers. Or adults. Or customers. Or people in general. I get it. You want your kid to win [...]
Uh huh. Go ahead and try to pass up these homemade healthy trefoils. Believe me, I love the Girl Scouts! I’m not trying to steal their thunder. And if I didn’t love the Girl Scouts, would I have drawn up this nifty timeline? I think not. Life as it Relates to Girl Scout Cookies Majority [...]
After these brownie stuffed cookies, I mean it this time. I’m done. Really. It’s just… come on. Tis’ the season to be jolly with our bellies full cookies, right? Merry Christmas! Or for those of you who don’t celebrate, Happy Nondenominational Winter Holiday. Or Happy Day After the Apocalypse. Regardless of what you’re celebrating, [...]
What can I say… I’m feeling generous. Low carb granola TWO ways. Not one, folks. Two. That’s twice as much. (I threw that in for those of you who refuse to do any basic math in a silent rebellion against your tenth grade algebra teacher. I get it. I mean, I’m a ninth grader and everything, [...]
And so it begins. Okay, so I know I was little behind as far as the pumpkin bandwagon goes, so I’m making up for lost time. Enter the Christmas cookie craze. You may find yourself wondering: why are cookies so especially popular this time of year? Better yet, you may find yourself not wondering this [...]
Guess what? Nope .You can’t guess. Can you? I don’t think you can! But maybe you can. I don’t know. Just guess! Okay, I’m going to tell you, but you have to listen very carefully. THIS IS THE GREATEST PIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Why, you may ask? Simple. Well first off, it tastes pretty [...]
See? This is what happens when you put me on hold. And then don’t pick back up. I have to put a Nutter Butter into a cookie and scarf down ten or so just to begin to cope with the emotional grief. US Airways, we need to talk. When a very cute teenage girl calls [...]
Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if they put me in charge. Alright, I’m about to say some real earth-shattering thought-provoking tear-jerking stuff, so I’d appreciate if you’d get your tongue of the screen, quit pinching yourself, and listen up. ‘Kay? International Laws Under the Kellyistic Regime Effective Immediately Proceeding the World [...]
