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Healthy Carrot Cake

by Kelly M

I don’t know how many slices of this I ate. I stopped counting after three. There’s something to be said for a cake that counts as a vegetable. I always knew cake was the base of the nutritional pyramid, and living the dream is admittedly sweet. Perfectly sweet, actually, with a hint of cinnamon. I […]

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Cauliflower Buffalo Wings

by Kelly M

If I could choose one food to live on, this would be it. I was stupefied by how much these tasted like actual buffalo wings. And considering that my (adorable) chubby childhood self would readily live on boneless buffalo wings, I’d consider myself an expert on the subject. My expert opinion? This recipe rocks of […]

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Healthy Homemade Pop Tarts

by Kelly M

This is childhood right here. I hope this makes up for years of eating pop tarts like they are actual food. They’re not. But darn it do those chemicals taste good. Pop tarts are serious business, so I’m not going to get into a back story on my childhood love of pop tarts and a […]

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Easy Homemade Soft Pretzels

by Kelly M

Welcome to Pretzelpalooza. It’s time to get excited. I know I said I already had a favorite recipe, but I think that just changed. These pretzels are pretty darn flippin’ fantastic. They’re easy (ready in under 45 minutes!), low calorie (90 calories!), and whole wheat (whole wheat!). They may just take the cake. Or the […]

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Healthy Banana Bread (Vegan/Paleo/Gluten Free)

by Kelly M

Honesty time? This healthy banana bread was supposed to be healthy vanilla biscotti. No judgement. You’re impressed, no? You want to know how to replicate such a feat, yes? Make sure you start of with a good recipe. Even though your final product will be completely unrecognizable, you want your original jumping off point to be […]

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Healthy Eggplant Parmesan (Baked/Vegan/Gluten Free/Paleo)

by Kelly M

Dear everyone, I am launching a large-scale petition to make spring break a month longer. You should be receiving an email shortly. I’m not going to lie… I could totally get used to this not having eight hours everyday of this legally mandated school thing. I believe they call it an education.  Ugh*. Personal betterment.

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Homemade Healthy Samoas (Vegan/Gluten Free/Low Carb/Paleo)

by Kelly M

Dear woman with your girl scout daughters selling cookies (not nearly as good as these homemade healthy Samoas, FYI) outside the grocery store, Obviously you don’t have older daughters, because you clearly don’t know how to handle teenagers. Or adults. Or customers. Or people in general. I get it. You want your kid to win […]

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Homemade Healthy Girl Scout Trefoils (Vegan/Low Carb/Paleo)

by Kelly M

Uh huh. Go ahead and try to pass up these homemade healthy trefoils. Believe me, I love the Girl Scouts! I’m not trying to steal their thunder. And if I didn’t love the Girl Scouts, would I have drawn up this nifty timeline? I think not. Life as it Relates to Girl Scout Cookies Majority […]

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Brownie Stuffed Cookies (Vegan/Gluten Free/Grain Free/Paleo/Low Carb)

by Kelly M

After these brownie stuffed cookies, I mean it this time. I’m done. Really.   It’s just… come on. Tis’ the season to be jolly with our bellies full cookies, right? Merry Christmas! Or for those of you who don’t celebrate, Happy Nondenominational Winter Holiday. Or Happy Day After the Apocalypse. Regardless of what you’re celebrating, […]

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Low Carb Granola Two Ways (Vegan/Gluten Free/Grain Free/Paleo/Sugar Free)

by Kelly M

What can I say… I’m feeling generous. Low carb granola TWO ways. Not one, folks. Two. That’s twice as much. (I threw that in for those of you who refuse to do any basic math in a silent rebellion against your tenth grade algebra teacher. I get it. I mean, I’m a ninth grader and everything, […]

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