Foodie Fiasco Fiasco Flair

Foodie Fiasco

Happiness, decadence, and loose pants

  • Home
  • About
    • Contact
    • About Me
    • FAQs
  • Resources
  • fias/CO
  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Snapchat
  • Tumblr
  • Twitter
  • Recipes
    • To-Make List
    • Recipes
  • Vegan
  • Low Carb
  • Paleo
  • Gluten Free

Related Posts

  • Homemade Healthy Nutter Butters
  • Instant Low Calorie Nutella
  • Double Chocolate Zucchini Muffins
  • Bottomless Oats Perfected

Low Calorie Cheesy Kale Chips

Filed Under: 50-100, Almond Meal, Almond Milk, Appetizers and Sides, Gluten Free, Grain Free, Low Carb, Nutritional Yeast, Paleo, Recipe Makeover, Recipes, Snacks, Sugar Free, Vegan

By Kelly M 10 Comments Jump to Recipe

Hello lover. Welcome to the snack hall of fame.

Kale Chips 8

Have you tried those fancy store-bought kale chips? You know what I’m talking about. The ones touted raw and the answer to perfect health? The ones that cost more than rent? Yes, those ones. They are freakishly delicious and now I have a problem.

I’ll admit to thinking about it longer than I should have, but I do like a home with a roof and the basic utilities (air conditioning, water, Netflix, you know the necessities). This is the dilemma.

When in doubt, go to the kitchen! That’s such a food blogger answer, but it’s 103% true.

Kale Chips 9

The result? An absolutely scrumptious batch of kale chips that are easy and much lower in calories and rent money. And I cannot. stop. eating them.

KELLY. It’s a shriveled up leaf. Get a grip.

Gee, self. Maybe you can tell me why it tastes so darn good?  Can you tell me where they all went? Why did I eat so many of them? They may be leaves but they taste absolutely incredible.

Kale Chips 5

Most kale chip dressings call for soaking and blending and a whole lot of calories, but not this beauty. I try to keep extraneous efforts and calories to a minimum.

Kale Chips 1

Reflect over how photogenic kale is.

Kale Chips 2

Get all dolled up with a stunning dress(ing).

Kale Chips 3

Our friend kale is a bit tense, but if you simply massage the dressing in for a bit you’ll be rewarded greatly.

Kale Chips 4

Green and gorgeous.

Kale Chips 6

After a vacation in the dehydrator for you fancy folk, or an oven for us mere mortals, you have crispy wonders of the snacking world.

Kale Chips 7

Get a good look, my friends. These won’t last very long.

Kale Chips 11

Yield: 4 servings

Low Calorie Cheesy Kale Chips

10 minPrep Time:

3 hrCook Time:

3 hr, 10 Total Time:

Save RecipeSave Recipe
Print Recipe
My Recipes My Lists My Calendar

Ingredients

  • 1 (10 ounce) bunch kale
  • 1/3 cup almond meal
  • 1/4 cup nutritional yeast or parmesan cheese
  • 1 clove garlic, finely minced
  • 1 tablespoon soy sauce
  • juice of 1 lemon
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried onion
  • pinch cayenne
  • 3 tablespoons almond milk

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to lowest temperature setting (mine goes to 200 degrees. You also use a dehydrator if you have one for a raw version.). Line baking sheet with aluminum foil or parchment paper and set aside.
  2. Tear the kale into chip-size pieces place in a large bowl. Discard tough stems.
  3. In a medium bowl, combine almond meal, nutritional yeast or parmesan, garlic, soy sauce, lemon juice, cayenne, and almond milk. Add to the large bowl of kale and massage into the kale until it is completely covered. Spread the dressed kale onto the prepared baking sheet and bake in the oven at its lowest setting until firm and golden, about 3-4 hours. Devour.
7.8.1.2
351
https://www.foodiefiasco.com/low-calorie-cheesy-kale-chips/

Nutrition

Calories: 75 cal
Fat: 5 grams g
 
Kale Chips 10

Have you tried kale chips? What do you think?

I’ve made the plain homemade ones before, but they don’t compare to the storebought. I’ve inhaled the storebought ones before, but they don’t compare to these.

signature

Share this:

  • Facebook
  • X

Related Posts

  • Healthy Cornbread
  • Peanut Butter Granola… Revenge
  • The World’s Healthiest Pesto
  • Avocado Pound Cake

Filed Under: 50-100, Almond Meal, Almond Milk, Appetizers and Sides, Gluten Free, Grain Free, Low Carb, Nutritional Yeast, Paleo, Recipe Makeover, Recipes, Snacks, Sugar Free, Vegan

About Kelly M

« Food Blogging 101: Blogger vs. WordPress
Food Blogging 101: Choosing the Best Web Host »

Comments

  1. Ellen says

    June 23, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    Ha! Still cracking up over the kale being tense thing. Nothing like a good rub down for the ol' greens:)
    Reply
  2. Jill says

    June 24, 2014 at 7:39 am

    Could you include carbs for us borderline diabetics? Thank you!!!
    Reply
    • Kelly M says

      June 24, 2014 at 11:09 pm

      Hi Jill! There are 4 net carbs per serving.
      Reply
  3. Mia (Mia in Germany) says

    June 24, 2014 at 8:00 am

    Oh, yum! I LOVE kale chips!! Will definitely try this :)
    Reply
  4. Julie (A Case of the Runs) says

    June 24, 2014 at 9:02 am

    I haven't bought kale chips in a long time, but I did try to make them once but stupidly burned my hand while flipping them in the oven. -__-
    Reply
    • Kelly M says

      June 24, 2014 at 1:27 pm

      You poor thing! Are you okay? *brings ice pack
      Reply
  5. Heather @ My Overflowing Cup says

    June 25, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    I've never had store bought kale chips before, but I grow lots of kale so that I can make them anytime. I usually use olive oil, salt, and pepper. I've never thought to use cheese and onion. I'll have to give these a try - thanks for the recipe!
    Reply
  6. HappyForks says

    June 27, 2014 at 8:10 am

    Even chips can be healthy! Kale is absolutely amazing sources of vitamin C, vitamin A and calcium and magnesium.
    Reply
    • Kelly M says

      June 27, 2014 at 6:10 pm

      Yay kale!
      Reply

Trackbacks

  1. Are you a solopreneur or entrepreneur? - Sensual Appeal says:
    June 27, 2014 at 3:06 pm
    […] Low Calorie Cheesy Kale Chips by Foodie Fiasco […]
    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Single Serving Cheesecake Brownies

Single Serving Protein Chocolate Chip Muffin

Three Ingredient Pasta Bolognese for One

Giant Single Serving Cinnamon Bun

Healthy Single Serving Ice Cream (No Ice Cream Maker Needed!)

Single Serving Vegan Mac and Cheese

Single Serving Mac and Cheese

The Perfect Dinner Formula: 30 Minute Crispy Noodles

Healthy Cowboy Cookies

Single Serving Recipes

Greatest Hits

High Protein Double Chocolate Muffins

Single Serving Brownies

Single Serving Cinnamon Roll

The Best Healthy Zucchini Bread

Coconut Flour Flatbread

Low Carb Waffles

Subscribe

Get the latest recipes delivered with love to your inbox

Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025

Design by Deluxe Designs