It’s amazing how some of the most ridiculously delicious foods are the most ridiculously unphotogenic.

Pudding Cake 6

I tried. I really did.

Apparently gooey + chocolate + pudding = insanely fun to eat/not as fun to photograph. As long as you’re not one of those people who have the audacity to take pictures of food before they eat it, you’re fine. 

Pudding Cake 7

Oh. Wait.

I say this as I’m holding a camer… never mind. Let’s get back to that insanely delicious part.

Once upon time there was a beautiful girl who had recently emerged from the dark ages (i.e. discovered/began hoarding the Food Network). There was this pretty blonde lady who was making a chocolate pudding cake in the magic talking television box.

Hmm. Pretty. Chocolate. Cake. This all sounds rather promising.

Now of course there was severe destruct-, I mean, some re-imagination of the recipe done by my extremely adorable 13 year old self. Cocoa powder is totally interchangeable with cocoa mix, right? Right?

Pudding Cake 8

I’m sure that’s a silence of affirmation. After all, I am a teenager and teenagers know everything all the time always.

Therefore when I tell you how spectacular this cake is, you have to believe me. It’s sweet but not too sweet, perfectly chocolatey, with this pudding cakey texture that is simply amazing. The cake is soft yet sturdy, and, in the baking process, it manages to make its own wonderful chocolate caramel-like sauce that just oozes rainbows and smiles and unicorns.

You’re on board. I can tell.

Stir together all the ingredients so they get nice and friendly.

Pudding Cake 1

Butter up the baking dish and spread out the batter all smooth like.

Pudding Cake 2

Now get your spoonfuls of sugar and mix ‘em all up. Sprinkle evenly over your cake. Extra points awarded for (attempted) action shots.

Pudding Cake 3

This is where we get funky. Take a vat of hot water and just dump it all over everything. I know it will look moderately swampy, but that’s okay. Remember: it’s always swampiest before the dawn.

Pudding Cake 4

Behold the dawn. Dawn tastes like cake. Really, really awesome cake.

Pudding Cake 5

[cliffhanger be gone!…]

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Risotto 7 Making risotto out of cauliflower should not taste this mind-blowingly amazing… but it does.

Risotto 8

Believe me. It so does.

This dish is a problem solver. It solves important, non-math related problems. It takes regular old risotto and makes it vegan, low carb, way way easier, 75 calories a serving… and better tasting. Better! Oh yes.

Risotto 6

Doesn’t it make you feel like you should invite people over? Yes it does. Lots of people. I should be one of those people. This is a great opportunity to show off how much of kitchen wizard you are, you kitchen wizard you.

Wands ready. Let’s make some magic.

Risotto 2

Acquire a beautiful head of cauliflower. Give her a shower until she’s all squeaky clean. Get her into florets to make her all super fancy. (I believe the term is schmancy.) Then go for a whirl in the food processor.

Risotto 3

You just conjured rice out of cauliflower. This is magic and schmanciness at its finest, people.

Risotto 4

And just to put it over the top, I added roasted mushroom to garnish because, well, I like roasted mushrooms. They’re simple and elegant and crispy and earthy and amazing, and somehow even more amazing on risotto. We’re talking run on sentence amazing here.

The two generous serving yield was no coincidence. Sounds about right for the two of us to on a Friday night while glued to the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy? (How I love Netflix.) Perfect! See you then.

Risotto 9

[cliffhanger be gone!…]

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