I didn’t think it could be done.

I didn’t think a decent, let alone delicious, low carb pasta existed.

I didn’t think that a homemade pasta even my cheap and lazy frugal and time effective self could make.

I didn’t think I could get away without dishing out copious amounts of dough for a pasta maker. (Pun intended)

I didn’t think I could make any kind of homemade pasta in under an hour.

I didn’t think any low carb pasta would contain ingredients I could pronounce.

I didn’t even dream grain free pasta could ever make me cry tears over tastebud-induced joy while dancing around the kitchen in a super dorky happy dance.

Hmmm…I should be wrong more often.

Easy Grain Free Pasta

Okay, so I’m working an a vegan version, but this is what I have so far. I tried this with an egg white and it did not work. There is a fabulous nutty flavor here, not really chickpea-y at all. I just love it! 

I bet you could make a big batch and then freeze the leftovers for those busy weeknights. If you try that, let me know how it goes! Thanks!

From grain-free-gluten-free.com

Total Time: About 30 minutes

Serves 2

Ingredients

3/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon chickpea flour

1 egg

Note: Feel free to double or triple this recipe as needed. Just use one egg for every 100g of flour (or 3/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon, as above).

Directions

Put the chickpea flour into a bowl and make well in it. Add egg and stir until combined. If the dough is too dry, add a small amount of water. If it is too wet, incorporate small amounts of water. For reference, you dough should be firm and smooth, like below.

Once the dough is of the right consistency, knead the dough for a bit. Feel free to take out your aggressions during this process. Remember, you can knead all week and the gluten will never develop. Yay for gluten free flours!

Now roll the dough out very thinly on a nonstick surface. I used a silicone mat, but I bet parchment paper would work. This dough wanted to fall apart and stick to everything, so I really needed the mat. Fair warning.  Try to make sure it is of pretty even thickness but, unless you’re using a pasta maker, it probably isn’t going to be perfect. That’s okay.

So now you can use a pizza cutter of sharp knife to slice the dough into noodles of your desired thickness, but I made bow ties.

Just cut into squares, and pinch the center. Easy peasy!

Once the pasta is all rolled, cut, and shaped, plunge it into very very very very very well salted water. There is not salt in the dough, so YOU MUST SALT THE WATER. 

I’M SERIOUS. SALT THE WATER!!!!!!!

Try to make sure they’re not touching each other, and cook for 2-3 minutes, or until al dente.

Eat them all standing up as finger food.

Toss with your favorite sauce and/or veggies, or just enjoy them plain, and eat up!

Being wrong can be really delicious…

Enjoy!

-Kelly M.

The winner of the giveaway is… Meg from Cooking. In. College.! Just send me an email at foodiefiasco@gmail.com with your shipping info and we’ll get you your stuff!

Thank you so much to everyone who participated! I love you all.

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest Post From Happily Ever Healthy!

by Kelly M on February 18, 2012

Hi everyone! I am typing this from a beautiful ranch in Solvang, CA, and I have a real treat for you. I met Hillary of Happily Ever Healthy a little while back, and I am so fortunate as to call her my blog friend now! She is kind, talented, and amazing. So without further ado, here’s Hillary!

 

Virtual Julie and Julia

Hey Foodie Fiasco Readers!
My name is Hilliary and I blog over at Happily Ever Healthy.  A blog all about healthy living, and the crazy day-to-day things that go on in my life!
When Kelly sent out an email asking for a guest blogger I immediately knew what I wanted to talk about!  Food!  Especially Pinterest recipes!  Kelly has amazing recipes on her blog should I dare mention homemade cookie butter?  Delicious!  And her writing, stories and humor keep me coming back for more! Aaaw. Love you, Hillary!
Over at my blog right now I am doing a little food challenge involving Pinterest.  You see I got a bit pin happy and ended up with over $1,000 recipes pinned on my food board!  Yikes!  My pin board has become a bit of a black hole of recipes.  Each week I pick 3-5 new recipes off my pin board to feature on my blog and I guess test out! You could say its like a virtual version of Julie and Julia.  I then review the recipes and keep the ones I love and get rid of the ones I know I will never make again!
So far it is a fun little challenge!  And I have found some amazing recipes this way!
I thought it would be fun to share with you all some of my favorite recipes, recipes that I have discovered while cooking through my pin board! Are you ready?
Lets go!
1-I am a huge lover of roasted vegetables, I mean I actually crave them sometimes!
This stacked enchilada casserole was delicious, packed full of tasty roasted vegetables.
The sweetness of the sweet potatoes was balanced nicely with the spice of the salsa!
Make this!
2- I have already made this recipe twice, and the first time I made it there was no leftovers!
Love the flavors of this quiche.  Perfect for brunch or dinner!  Not a Feta fan?  Sub in mozzarella and it is still delicious!
3- I love homemade quick breads!  And since I am living at home right now (as I figure out what the heck I want to do with my life) I make homemade bread all the time.  I am talking like every Sunday night I make 1-2 new loaves for the week! This (Almond Apple Sauce Bread-ELR) recipe is one my mom asks for every week!
Yes it is that good!  I usually leave out the almonds and sprinkle the top with either homemade granola, or a local Minnesota Granola.  Slather on peanut butter, Nutella, cookie butter and you have a combination that is heavenly!
4- Weeknights can be busy, and sometimes I don’t want to spend a ton of time preparing a delicious and healthy meal.  That’s why I love this recipe from Cooking Light!
This meal came together in 30 minutes, and was delicious!
I used vegetarian sausage in place of the chorizo and was happy with the results!
5-And last but not least, lets discuss chocolate!  Because who doesn’t love chocolate?

 

And did I mention this cake is no bake?  Yes a No Bake Chocolate Cake from 101 Cookbooks!  This cake is like eating just the middle of a decadent truffle!  It is hard to stop at one slice.  All it takes is 5 ingredients and 10 minutes to prepare, and the end results chocolate heaven!
So there you have it 5 of my favorite recipes from my Pinterest Pin Board Challenge.  And yes it was hard to pick just 5!  Stop on by sometime to check out more delicious recipes I am trying out for the first time!
Thanks again Kelly for letting me guest post, I hope you have a fabulous time on vacation!
Thanks Hillary for an incredible post! Have a great three-day weekend everyone!

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