There will be no flying pigs here today. Only healthy mozzarella sticks. You have my word. Now I’m not going to lie, fried cheese is kind of up my ally. My seven-year old self is even nodding in profuse agreement. Cheese. Breading. Cheese. Greasy goodness. Cheese. It’s gluttony at its finest and it’s fantastic. I’ll [...]
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This is about the coolest thing ever. The ultimate breakfast ready in an instant?!? Hypothetical scenario: You were up until the crack of 3am studying for the test you completely forgot about/remembered but purposefully put off preparing for. Hypothetically. So then that darn alarm clock just didn’t go off (because there’s no way anyone pressed [...]
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I’m baaaaaaaaaack! Did you miss me? I missed you. A lot. So as I mentioned in my last post, I spent the last week of my life on my freshman retreat paddling down the Colorado river. In canoes. Pitching tents. With not a single LED screen in sight. Getting eaten by bugs and mauled by [...]
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So… I made crescent rolls. Seriously exciting stuff here people. I just want to know what has taken me so darn long! I like homemade stuff. I like healthy stuff. I like crescent roll stuff. So apparently homemade healthy crescent rolls (stuff?) are right up my alley. But why didn’t I just walk into my [...]
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Haha! I remembered! My friends, today is August 27, National Banana Lover’s Day, and I did not forget about it. I actually posted a recipe that has bananas in it on National Banana Lover’s Day. Yes, it is still technically August 27. This will be posted before midnight. Do not bash my delusions of punctuality. [...]
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Dear School I Will Be Attending in the Fall, Okay, so I have this blog where I post recipes. Not just any recipes, but healthy recipes. Super healthy recipes. Why is this of any interest to you? Simple. I had a revelation the other day. Low calorie peanut butter that tastes just like the real thing. It’s [...]
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I just want to be straightforward here. This recipe rocks. It doesn’t get a lot better than this, folks. Coffee cake. In the microwave. Just for you. AND it tastes so great that it could put an overpriced coffee chain restaurant that happens to rhyme with Shmartucks to shame. Ever been tempted by that seemingly [...]
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Onion rings and I have a few stories to share. We go way back. It started with my childhood infatuation with any and all things fried. Chicken, potatoes, and onions. I loooved fried onions, but hold the onion. I just wanted the fried. What, like you didn’t just eat the outside of the onion rings, [...]
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This is a mini triumph. Spell check just changed “mini” into “amino,” but I’m going to let that slide because I am now in a good mood. I have done it. When I first entered this lovely blogosphere just over a year ago, I was quite taken with a few things. I shamelessly admit one [...]
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