Dear woman with your girl scout daughters selling cookies (not nearly as good as these homemade healthy Samoas, FYI) outside the grocery store, Obviously you don’t have older daughters, because you clearly don’t know how to handle teenagers. Or adults. Or customers. Or people in general. I get it. You want your kid to win [...]
Uh huh. Go ahead and try to pass up these homemade healthy trefoils. Believe me, I love the Girl Scouts! I’m not trying to steal their thunder. And if I didn’t love the Girl Scouts, would I have drawn up this nifty timeline? I think not. Life as it Relates to Girl Scout Cookies Majority [...]
Happy midweek, my dear friends! It is my great honor and pleasure to present you with a post from one of my best blogging friends, Ellen of Scrumptious Gruel. We’re tight. Oh yeah. In fact, we’re so tight that she’s going to invite me to this scmancy blogger party she’s setting up. (Right, Ellen?) So [...]
I’m not going to lie. I really want to take a bath in this cheeze sauce. I know. Fake cheese can’t taste good. It can’t! …I know. I used to feel that way too. But everything changed when Silk Pure Almond Milk entered the picture. Low calorie, vegan, low fat, AND drop dead delicious? I [...]
There will be no flying pigs here today. Only healthy mozzarella sticks. You have my word. Now I’m not going to lie, fried cheese is kind of up my ally. My seven-year old self is even nodding in profuse agreement. Cheese. Breading. Cheese. Greasy goodness. Cheese. It’s gluttony at its finest and it’s fantastic. I’ll [...]
I have multiple healthy three musketeers in my belly. Nobody pinch me. I’m currently lying in a tranquil field of petunias, the gentle breeze caressing my cheek, with a healthy three musketeers bar in each hand as I watch this gorgeous unicorn trot down a rainbow toward the pot of gold. I’m not waking up [...]
Let’s take a moment to salute my favorite beverage on the face of this beautiful planet. When it comes to versatility, taste, and overall fantabulousness, Unsweetened Silk Pure Almond Milk cannot be beat. I mean, there are only thirty calories a cup. THIRTY! What is this wizardry? Plus, it’s just so darn creamy… I don’t [...]
Good Lord. What’s happening to me? Sun dried tomato pesto? Really? Where are the COOKIES? This is an excellent question, my friend, and you obviously have your priorities straight. However, I know sun dried tomato pesto is not a cupcake. Where are the cupcakes? Who am I and what I have done with cookie dough [...]
Hey look! It’s a recipe! With food! On a food blog! You know food, right? That thing I haven’t talked about in forever? Yeah, it’s back. Darling, you have been missed. No wonder I love food so much. It sure knows how to make an entrance. I mean, have you seen this creamy tomato soup? [...]
Greetings from the East Coast! I type this far past my bedtime (ha!) on my grandmother’s couch, barricaded by snow outside and excessive heating inside (insisted upon by me of course). This is a very happy post, indeed. In summary, 2012 was a fantastic year. I am at a new school I love and I am [...]