There will be no flying pigs here today. Only healthy mozzarella sticks. You have my word. Now I’m not going to lie, fried cheese is kind of up my ally. My seven-year old self is even nodding in profuse agreement. Cheese. Breading. Cheese. Greasy goodness. Cheese. It’s gluttony at its finest and it’s fantastic. I’ll [...]
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I have multiple healthy three musketeers in my belly. Nobody pinch me. I’m currently lying in a tranquil field of petunias, the gentle breeze caressing my cheek, with a healthy three musketeers bar in each hand as I watch this gorgeous unicorn trot down a rainbow toward the pot of gold. I’m not waking up [...]
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Let’s take a moment to salute my favorite beverage on the face of this beautiful planet. When it comes to versatility, taste, and overall fantabulousness, Unsweetened Silk Pure Almond Milk cannot be beat. I mean, there are only thirty calories a cup. THIRTY! What is this wizardry? Plus, it’s just so darn creamy… I don’t [...]
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Good Lord. What’s happening to me? Sun dried tomato pesto? Really? Where are the COOKIES? This is an excellent question, my friend, and you obviously have your priorities straight. However, I know sun dried tomato pesto is not a cupcake. Where are the cupcakes? Who am I and what I have done with cookie dough [...]
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There are just some things you need in your life. Healthy caramel corn is one of them. Ehem, that means you. I know how you feel. Really, I do. It’s Wednesday in the second week of January. You just want the holidays to come back so you can hug your family and sing about chestnuts [...]
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Hey look! It’s a recipe! With food! On a food blog! You know food, right? That thing I haven’t talked about in forever? Yeah, it’s back. Darling, you have been missed. No wonder I love food so much. It sure knows how to make an entrance. I mean, have you seen this creamy tomato soup? [...]
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Okay. I’m here. I’m paying attention. Definitely. We’re all friends here, so I’m going to be straight with you. I promise I’m going to do the best I can as far as coherent sentences are concerned, but I am so far in a food coma I don’t know which way is up. I’m trying. Honest. [...]
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You guuuuuys. Get this. When a recipe has four quotation marks in the title, you know it’s gotta be cool. But this… ugh. I can’t even take how in love I am. So once upon a time a particularly overzealous fourteen year old decided she was going to be frugal and handy. She sang to [...]
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I’m going to be honest here. I didn’t think it would actually happen. I have been on the hunt for “the one” veggie burger for years. Years. YEARS! Do you know how many beans, veggies, and other random mix-ins I’d rather not talk about have been wasted in this process? On second thought… don’t tell me. I [...]
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