I have multiple healthy three musketeers in my belly. Nobody pinch me. I’m currently lying in a tranquil field of petunias, the gentle breeze caressing my cheek, with a healthy three musketeers bar in each hand as I watch this gorgeous unicorn trot down a rainbow toward the pot of gold. I’m not waking up [...]
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Let’s take a moment to salute my favorite beverage on the face of this beautiful planet. When it comes to versatility, taste, and overall fantabulousness, Unsweetened Silk Pure Almond Milk cannot be beat. I mean, there are only thirty calories a cup. THIRTY! What is this wizardry? Plus, it’s just so darn creamy… I don’t [...]
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Good Lord. What’s happening to me? Sun dried tomato pesto? Really? Where are the COOKIES? This is an excellent question, my friend, and you obviously have your priorities straight. However, I know sun dried tomato pesto is not a cupcake. Where are the cupcakes? Who am I and what I have done with cookie dough [...]
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There are just some things you need in your life. Healthy caramel corn is one of them. Ehem, that means you. I know how you feel. Really, I do. It’s Wednesday in the second week of January. You just want the holidays to come back so you can hug your family and sing about chestnuts [...]
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What can I say… I’m feeling generous. Low carb granola TWO ways. Not one, folks. Two. That’s twice as much. (I threw that in for those of you who refuse to do any basic math in a silent rebellion against your tenth grade algebra teacher. I get it. I mean, I’m a ninth grader and everything, [...]
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This is a gold mine right here. Best. pancakes. evaaa. I almost can’t believe how many terrible pancake recipes there are out there. Almost. Actually, I totally can because I’ve tried them. I’ve tasted the atrocity. I’ve spent the money on ingredients for said atrocity. My taste buds and wallet wept for this injustice. I’ve [...]
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Words can do no justice. Do not be fooled. Your life changes now. Don’t let the unassuming nature of this recipe deceive you. These golden sticks of glory will come into your life (your mouth, to be more specific) and change everything everywhere for the better forever and ever. Amen. I do not exaggerate. Not [...]
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Okay. I’m here. I’m paying attention. Definitely. We’re all friends here, so I’m going to be straight with you. I promise I’m going to do the best I can as far as coherent sentences are concerned, but I am so far in a food coma I don’t know which way is up. I’m trying. Honest. [...]
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