dessert

It’s amazing how some of the most ridiculously delicious foods are the most ridiculously unphotogenic. I tried. I really did. Apparently gooey + chocolate + pudding = insanely fun to eat/not as fun to photograph. As long as you’re not one of those people who have the audacity to take pictures of food before they eat [...]

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Ha! I finally got biscotti out of that banana bread! Bask in the glory. I’m going to be brief because I’ve had a rather lousy (for lack of a better word) past few days and all I want to do is eat and hibernate. If you see me in real life and I look like [...]

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Honesty time? This healthy banana bread was supposed to be healthy vanilla biscotti. No judgement. You’re impressed, no? You want to know how to replicate such a feat, yes? Make sure you start of with a good recipe. Even though your final product will be completely unrecognizable, you want your original jumping off point to be [...]

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Cupcakes can make me rich too you know. If Sprinkles can make gazillions of dollars turning bakeries into cupcakeries (deal with it. spellcheck), turning vending machines into cupcaking machines of bliss and happiness and unicorns, and turning people into walking cupcake-eating smily rainbows, then the least I can do is post a recipe for healthy [...]

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*P.S. (PS = Pre-script) The Saveur Best Food Blog Award nominations are now open! I would be so incredibly ridiculously stupendously honored if you slipped in a good word about Foodie Fiasco. Thank you very much!!!* I know time heals all wounds, but I’m thinking brownies and cookie dough have the same effect. So. I have some explaining to do. [...]

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Okay. I just had to make homemade healthy Tagalongs. I’m done with the Girl Scout cookies. Really. You do have to admit this has been fun though. Let’s see… there are Samoas and Trefoils, and let us not forget the Thin Mints. I think I’ll miss it just a little bit. There are cookies involved. [...]

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Dear woman with your girl scout daughters selling cookies (not nearly as good as these homemade healthy Samoas, FYI) outside the grocery store, Obviously you don’t have older daughters, because you clearly don’t know how to handle teenagers. Or adults. Or customers. Or people in general. I get it. You want your kid to win [...]

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Uh huh. Go ahead and try to pass up these homemade healthy trefoils. Believe me, I love the Girl Scouts! I’m not trying to steal their thunder. And if I didn’t love the Girl Scouts, would I have drawn up this nifty timeline? I think not. Life as it Relates to Girl Scout Cookies Majority [...]

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There are just some things you need in your life. Healthy caramel corn is one of them. Ehem, that means you. I know how you feel. Really, I do. It’s Wednesday in the second week of January. You just want the holidays to come back so you can hug your family and sing about chestnuts [...]

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After these brownie stuffed cookies, I mean it this time. I’m done. Really.   It’s just… come on. Tis’ the season to be jolly with our bellies full cookies, right? Merry Christmas! Or for those of you who don’t celebrate, Happy Nondenominational Winter Holiday. Or Happy Day After the Apocalypse. Regardless of what you’re celebrating, [...]

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