What can I say… I’m feeling generous. Low carb granola TWO ways. Not one, folks. Two. That’s twice as much. (I threw that in for those of you who refuse to do any basic math in a silent rebellion against your tenth grade algebra teacher. I get it. I mean, I’m a ninth grader and everything, [...]
This is about the coolest thing ever. The ultimate breakfast ready in an instant?!? Hypothetical scenario: You were up until the crack of 3am studying for the test you completely forgot about/remembered but purposefully put off preparing for. Hypothetically. So then that darn alarm clock just didn’t go off (because there’s no way anyone pressed [...]
Now really, what rock have I been living under? This is the first time I have ever used a crock pot for anything. Ever. How I have functioned properly all these years remains a mystery, but nonetheless, I am in the pink now. I know. That was a close one. There are just so many [...]
What is it with me? Here I am in the long-awaited time of bountiful strawberries and melons and zucchini and happiness and rainbows, but I’m posting recipes with winter-esque flavor combos. Why can’t I just accept the fact that this is summer? I love summer. I love summer. I love summer! Why am I posting apple cinnamon anything? I [...]
Oh yes. This is not a drill, people. This is the real thing. I actually made homemade Mounds Bars. They are healthy and they don’t taste like brown covered cardboard and I am ecstatic. Note to the energy bar company: brown is NOT a flavor. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact [...]
I don’t think this should take very long to explain. I could just say: “Hey look! I’ve morphed Mounds bars and fudge together and magically made them healthy to create one of the greatest desserts this world has ever seen. You should try it! Now!” But because that isn’t nearly long enough of a post, [...]
This is a mini triumph. Spell check just changed “mini” into “amino,” but I’m going to let that slide because I am now in a good mood. I have done it. When I first entered this lovely blogosphere just over a year ago, I was quite taken with a few things. I shamelessly admit one [...]
I am convinced I have found the perfect breakfast food. Actually, I thought I had found it a few months ago when I came across the great revelation that is Low Carb Coconut “Oatmeal.” I even came up with a cute pet name for it! Cocomeal. (It’s like oatmeal, but with “coco” instead of the [...]
Okay, okay. Hear me out. I get it. It sounds weird. It doesn’t make sense. You may not want to dive head first into a pile of this stuff. Yet. But really, what’s not to love? Take one of the most delicious breakfast foods to come into existence (granola), sub out carb-y and dull [...]
This changes everything. Fellow low carbers, rejoice; you can eat oatmeal. I know, I know. It’s hard to contain yourself. Good question. Yes, we can alert the media. Okay, so you in the back wearing the”I <3 Oatmeal” t-shirt, you call CNN. You on the left with the “SUffering through Atkins” pin, you call the [...]