Ha! I finally got biscotti out of that banana bread! Bask in the glory. I’m going to be brief because I’ve had a rather lousy (for lack of a better word) past few days and all I want to do is eat and hibernate. If you see me in real life and I look like [...]
Whoever said love potion doesn’t exist clearly didn’t get out very much. You want proof? Good. Let’s talk chocolate peanut butter milkshake. When you take creamy milk (I love almond, but full-fat coconut milk puts this over the top)) and blend it up with creamy frozen milk cubes (trust me- it tastes like ice cream!) [...]
Cupcakes can make me rich too you know. If Sprinkles can make gazillions of dollars turning bakeries into cupcakeries (deal with it. spellcheck), turning vending machines into cupcaking machines of bliss and happiness and unicorns, and turning people into walking cupcake-eating smily rainbows, then the least I can do is post a recipe for healthy [...]
*P.S. (PS = Pre-script) The Saveur Best Food Blog Award nominations are now open! I would be so incredibly ridiculously stupendously honored if you slipped in a good word about Foodie Fiasco. Thank you very much!!!* I know time heals all wounds, but I’m thinking brownies and cookie dough have the same effect. So. I have some explaining to do. [...]
Okay. I just had to make homemade healthy Tagalongs. I’m done with the Girl Scout cookies. Really. You do have to admit this has been fun though. Let’s see… there are Samoas and Trefoils, and let us not forget the Thin Mints. I think I’ll miss it just a little bit. There are cookies involved. [...]
Dear woman with your girl scout daughters selling cookies (not nearly as good as these homemade healthy Samoas, FYI) outside the grocery store, Obviously you don’t have older daughters, because you clearly don’t know how to handle teenagers. Or adults. Or customers. Or people in general. I get it. You want your kid to win [...]
I have multiple healthy three musketeers in my belly. Nobody pinch me. I’m currently lying in a tranquil field of petunias, the gentle breeze caressing my cheek, with a healthy three musketeers bar in each hand as I watch this gorgeous unicorn trot down a rainbow toward the pot of gold. I’m not waking up [...]
After these brownie stuffed cookies, I mean it this time. I’m done. Really. It’s just… come on. Tis’ the season to be jolly with our bellies full cookies, right? Merry Christmas! Or for those of you who don’t celebrate, Happy Nondenominational Winter Holiday. Or Happy Day After the Apocalypse. Regardless of what you’re celebrating, [...]
What can I say… I’m feeling generous. Low carb granola TWO ways. Not one, folks. Two. That’s twice as much. (I threw that in for those of you who refuse to do any basic math in a silent rebellion against your tenth grade algebra teacher. I get it. I mean, I’m a ninth grader and everything, [...]
Raise your hand if you don’t like the fact that you can’t eat a Girl Scout cookie whenever you want. Hands across America are all raised now. (Get it?) Cool. I’m glad we’re all in agreement! You can put your hand down now. Don’t get me wrong- I love supporting the Girl Scouts. Selling cookies to [...]
