Behold the newest addition to the list of greatest hits.
This recipe is without a doubt one of the best to ever grace my kitchen. Perhaps any kitchen. I’m just very pleased with how delicious and healthy these are and I ate like three straight out of the oven and I’m really into superlatives right now.
The beauty of these muffins is that they’re completely flourless and the batter is made right in your blender! This means no work on your part and a super easy clean up. But do be careful around that batter though. It’s insanely delicious. I’m seriously considering creating another recipe just based on the batter. Okay I am definitely doing that.
My favorite kind of food is the type where I eat so much of it because it’s so darn good, but having it be fine because it’s so darn healthy. With these muffins, I devoured the entire batch in a day with zero skinny jean impact because they’re only 56 calories each. We have a winner.
While we’re adding things to lists, let’s talk about the one Santa has for you. (Yes. Thanksgiving is now over, therefore it’s Christmas.) The fabulous folks over at Blendtec sent me one of their Designer 725 models and I want to marry it. It’s not only the best blender I’ve had the pleasure of using by far, but it’s probably the best gadget in my kitchen period. And I play with kitchen gadgets for a living folks.
The blades in our trusty Blendtec are 10 times stronger and 80% thicker than those in regular blenders. Also, it is brilliantly designed. The blades are shaped and placed in the jar so perfectly that the food doesn’t get stuck.
No more stopping and stirring! No more tampers! Blending freedom as last!
And don’t even get me started on the touch screen. That’s right. It’s a blender. With a touch screen. It’s great for practical reasons in that there are no buttons to clean, but it’s also just pretty darn cool.
There are all these settings laid out intuitively for your various blending needs and it’s basically a dream come true. And to close the deal, IT’S DISHWASHER SAFE.
You should buy one now because, honey, you’ve earned it.
Even my cat agrees. She came over especially just to pose in hopes of convincing you.
Blend the filling in your Blendtec. I’ve named mine Raphael because he’s a member of the family now.
Chop up half an ounce of good dark chocolate. That’s really all you need! Chopping up chocolate makes it go so much farther. We’re talking bang for your caloric buck here.
Eat an insane amount of batter.