“All for One” Nutella Cake

by Kelly M

Sandy, I don’t know you think you are, but we need to talk.

I can tell you’re a hot head. Something gets you upset and the next thing we know you’re off huffing and puffing and blowing down all the houses in New York. And you know what? It wasn’t cute when the wolf did it and it’s not any cuter now.

I know you don’t like the subway. You think it’s gross and don’t want to deal with it. I get it. But hear me when I say that does not give you permission to put the Metro underwater.

So repeat after me: I, Sandy Raincloud, will leave the nice people of the East Coast who have done nothing wrong to me alone. I will not allow them to be the victims of my bad moods anymore. I will simply cope by eating chocolate instead.

Capice? Good. Now get on that missy.

Best, Foodie Fiasco Girl

For those of us not affected by the hurricane, I know we have to take this as an opportunity to remind ourselves how darn lucky we are. I know it’s Monday folks, and I know we’re mourning the loss of the weekend. But that is so much better than mourning a loved one.

To all my friends on the east coast reading this right now, please know you are in my thoughts and prayers. I wish I could mass produce and package up this Nutella cake and send one off with love to each and every one of you… but I think you might have to settle for a recipe instead. Sorry.

Nutella by itself is awesome. Nutella in cake is even more awesome. Nutella in cake you can make in the microwave? Ridiculously awesome. Nutella in cake you can make in the microwave for less than 140 calories? Mind-blowing(ly awesome.)

No therapy better than Nutella therapy … so how do you feel about that? (Get it? Therapy? Feelings? Forget it.)

 

 

Well, this has been fun. Now you can go make this!

Enjoy!

-Kelly M.

 

 

 

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Bek @ Crave November 5, 2012 at 12:42 am

You can even write something quirky and thoughtful- pure skill :)

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Kelly M November 5, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Oh Bek. How I love you so. ;)

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Bek @ Crave November 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Back atcha ;)

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Michelle @ Eat Move Balance November 5, 2012 at 2:19 am

Genius! I never buy hazelnuts though….I might try a version with peanut flour first. Sounds like the perfect individual dessert!

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Kelly M November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Haha… I don’t either. Hazelnuts are just so darn expensive! ;) I just use almond meal. I love the idea of using peanut flour, but I haven’t tried it. If you get get a chance to test it out, could you let me know how it goes? Thank you so much!

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Jess @ JessieBear What Will You Wear November 5, 2012 at 6:44 am

yuuuuuuuuuum

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Kelly M November 5, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Why thank you my dear!

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Sophie November 11, 2012 at 9:26 am

This is amazing! I cannot wait to try…essentially ALL your recipes! Superhealthy and superdelicious is the winning combination, and you are a creative genius.

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Kelly M November 11, 2012 at 9:52 am

Sophie, YOU are amazing. Thank you so much for your kindness!

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Alison November 14, 2012 at 10:52 am

I don’t understand- this recipe contains no nutella. How can it be a nutella cake if it doesn’t have nutella in it? If you use almond meal, it doesn’t even have HAZELNUTS in it, which makes it NOTHING like nutella at all. Hmm. Confused.

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Kelly M November 23, 2012 at 11:00 am

Hi Alison! Okay, I completely understand your confusion. Nutella in and of itself is not good for you, so I am trying to capture the essence of Nutella in a healthy treat. If you would like to keep some authenticity intact, simply do nut sub out the hazelnuts. If you want an extra Nutella-y kick, another reader has suggested using sugar free hazelnut syrup. Thanks, and I hope this helps!

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Linda January 14, 2013 at 4:17 pm

I modified this and made a yummy, moist chocolate cake.

Ingredients

1 Tablespoon Bob’s Red Mill almond meal

1 Tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder (used dark cocoa powder )

2 Tablespoon almond milk (I added in an extra 1/2 tbsp)

1 cage free organic large egg

2 Tablespoon Bob’s Red Mill coconut flour

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

pinch salt

About 1 teaspoon or so of sweetener (I used truvia as I ran out of erythritol)

1 tbsp raw honey

To keep this paleo, use a little more honey and omit the sweetener.
You could also add some unsweetened coconut flakes to give it a different flavor :)

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